E-SHARP.COM's attractive and
powerful E-Sharpener Control Panel
DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?
How many times have you broken your pencil lead or otherwise needed
your pencil sharpened? And how many times have you wished for the
convenience of a web-based pencil sharpening solution combined with
the opportunity to view interesting and informative promotional
messages about exciting new products and services?
YOUR WAIT IS OVER...
FREE WEB-BASED PENCIL SHARPENING IS HERE!!!
That's right, E-SHARP® is COMING SOON. Now you can enjoy the
benefits of free web-based pencil sharpening and learn about exciting new
products and services from the comfort of your own home and the
privacy of your own computer.
OK, HOW MUCH IS THIS GOING TO COST?
That is the BEST and most AMAZING part. The E-SHARP.COM® service
is ABSOLUTELY FREE! THAT'S RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY FREE! When you register,
we will immediately Fed-ex you an attractive and powerful E-SHARP.COM®
E-Sharpener®, ABSOLUTELY FREE, compliments of our advertisers and
SO, IT MUST BE COMPLICATED TO USE?
Absolutely not, it couldn't be simpler. To use the revolutionary
E-Sharpener, simply plug it into your computer's serial, parallel, or
USB port (all three cables provided), install the E-Sharpener drivers
and browser plug-ins, and simply surf to E-SHARP.COM. You'll see
the E-Sharpener Control Panel® like the one shown above.
Simply insert your pencil into your the E-Sharpener and press the
button that says 'Press to Sharpen' to activate your E-Sharpener.
In no time at all you'll be sharpening your pencil using our
patented E-sharpening technology right in the comfort of your own
home. And best of all, while waiting for your pencil to be sharpened, you'll be informed and
entertained by a series of delightful banner ads provided to you free
of charge by the wonderful growing family of E-SHARP.COM sponsors and
Watch this space for details on how YOU can take advantage of
exciting, revolutionary, and FREE service, coming soon to a web
browser near you!