A Few South Knox Bubba Favorite Movie Lines

• "As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden."
• "I like to watch."
• "Well, boys, I reckon this is it -- nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies."
• "Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
• "That's it! Game over man!"
• "Fuck you. Pay me."
• "I know it was you, Fredo!"
• "This here's Miss Bonnie Parker. I'm Clyde Barrow. We rob banks."
• "Say hello to my little friend!"
• "YOU'RE out of order! YOU'RE out of order! THE WHOLE TRIAL is out of order!"
• "There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life."
• "Q: They're not going to send a crazy man out to be killed, are they? A: Who else will go?"
• "Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office."
• "It is an event sociologique."
• "Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"
• "My legs are sweatin' Mama!"
• "Squeal like a pig!"
• "Bark like a dog!"
• "I'm shootin' pool, Fats. When I miss, you can shoot."
• "They call me MR. Tibbs."
• "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
• "A Sherman tank can give you an... edge."
• "Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! It's the end of the quarter!"
• "We're the pros from Dover and we figure to crack that kid's chest and get out to the golf course before it's dark."
• "Give me one good nurse who knows how to work in close without getting her tits in the way."
• "The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"
• "Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this ashtray and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair."
• "Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime."
• "You like to renegotiate as you go along. Well here's my counter offer... do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever loving shit out of you?"
• "Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear water - BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?!"
• "Everything that guy just said was bullshit. Thank you."
• "Excuse me, did you just say Utes?"
• "We're a family now!"
• "It puts the lotion on its skin, else it gets the hose again..."
• "K-mart sucks."
• "Ten minutes to Wapner. We're definitely locked in this box with no TV."
• "Veejer requires the information."
• "Revenge is a dish best served cold."
• "You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas ain't the place you want to get caught."
• "I'm in deep shit. Deep Shit, Arkansas."
• "It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."
• "These go to eleven."
• "Greed is good."
• "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
• "Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead."
• "You know cops tend to notice shit like your driving a car drenched in fucking blood."
• "Can I have a sip of that? I'd like to know what a five-dollar shake tastes like... Goddamn! That's a pretty fuckin' good milk shake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars, but it's pretty fuckin' good."
• "Q: What are you rebelling against? A: Whaddaya got?"
• "Don't take the brown acid, man!"

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